Yerp

Hoarder of quarters and no boundary boredom. (she/her)

cosmicaces -

for the first time i saw bits and pieces of the santa clause and man, what a weird movie

he just kills santa and takes his job like wh


babushka -

he does WHAT


bogwitcharts -

I implore you to only imagine if all careers worked this way

So long as you can make the person have a fatal accident, the job is all yours


fungus -

*sneaks up behind uncle jeff with a comically large baseball bat*


bogwitcharts -


I just wanna thank thell/staff for working so hard

yall are awesome and talented and I'm grateful for you ❤️



pretzelsisthesame -

Black Panther is still Good


pretzelsisthesame -

Update:

the soundtrack is also Still Good


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Black Panther is still Good


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coffee -

shoutout to all my peeps in retail who had to endure today youre super badass ❤✊


pretzelsisthesame -

Hello I’m sleepy and don’t know if or when I’ll ever stop being sleepy how are you


pretzelsisthesame -

Hello I'm Still Sleepy™️


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I know it's bisexual visibility day, but please don't look at me. Today or any day.


Bisexual realization #327:

My fascination with volleyball shorts was not just about what they could do for MY booty if I ever played volleyball, which I never did. I was also fascinated by volleyball booty.


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Hello I’m sleepy and don’t know if or when I’ll ever stop being sleepy how are you


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pretzelsisthesame -

Sometimes I have revelations about how the signs that I’m bi have definitely been there for like... ever.

For example

The Mask wasn’t just one of my favorite movies because it was funny, but because I was very clearly into both Jim Carrey AND Cameron Diaz.


pretzelsisthesame -

I’m watching it now and I’m very much attracted to both of them lol


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Sometimes I have revelations about how the signs that I’m bi have definitely been there for like... ever.

For example

The Mask wasn’t just one of my favorite movies because it was funny, but because I was very clearly into both Jim Carrey AND Cameron Diaz.


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I have traffic court tomorrow and I’m stressed as h*ck. I haven’t told anybody about it. Less about being ashamed, more worried about unsolicited advice.


#blah


S/o to thicc daddy winston duke



coffee -

Meet me behind your local gas station for a shared two liter and encouragement on your lifes journey


Reblog If TERFS are not welcome to your blog

arthur-rose-art -

hey so someone who had a TERF coded name reblogged something from me so uh

fuck you


babushka -

I cant believe we have to do this already


WHATs popping girls and gays

it's your favorite sad bi binch


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